Ironman Widow
a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially “loses” their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that’s involved in the ironman triathlon.
kara’s become an ironman widow ever since pierre started his training 5 months ago. she barely sees him!
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