Irrastinate
a level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinator will irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.
mom: ” hey ted, have you started your math homework?”
ted: ” i’m about to, but first i have to clean the gutters, polish the door kn-bs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors alpaca.”
mom: ” why must you always irrastinate everything…”
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