isaiah hess
the most handsome man on the entire planet and is just as good in bed. he is amazingly talented and smart, and could probably do anything if he put his mind to it. his overarching problem is that he’s really f-cking lazy, and doesn’t really give a f-ck about anything, but if he did, he could do great things; unfortunately, that’ll never happen.
“if you need anything anything done, the man in the corner of the bar is your guy, for a price. he’s our neighborhood, isaiah hess”
“is he there 24/7″
no, during the day he works at mcdonald’s”
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