Isek
a man with a penile disfunction and very hairy and lady looking legs.
not having a legit mouth, iseks mainly feed of small boogers and chewing gum under tables.
josh: oh god! guys look at him, hes a freak!
andrew: don’t worry, it’s just isek, he’s always like that.
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