isexual

someone who would rather have an iphone than a girlfriend/boyfriend
“what’s with jake? he’s always on his phone and shows no interest in girls. is he gay?” “no, he’s just is-xual”
the state or quality of being s-xually responsive only to various apple products and the buzz surrounding them.
guy 1: who’s that new girl? she’s kinda cute.
guy 2: don’t waste your time — i heard she’s is-xual, and the new iphone has a vibrator mode.
someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple’s i-(insert item here) type products. they also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.
(2 is listening to ipod)
1:hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:no response
1:(repeats louder)
2:i can’t, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:”you’re so is-xual!”
is-xual–when a dude chooses his iphone over a chick and vice-versa
1) when two people are on a date and one of them, (an is-xual,) spends more time on their iphone or portable electronic device instead of on the date.
2) when someone goes out on the town with friends to a club to meet the opposite s-x, but instead spends most of the time on their iphone or portable electronic device .
3) someone who is constantly using their iphone or portable electronic device.