Island Fever


a psychological illness that usually affects poor people found in hawaii and other islands.

island fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.

sure, you can take a plane to asia, united states and europe if you have the money to pay for it. most beach b-ms do not have it so they are stuck on oahu.

sure you can take a plane to maui, lanai, etc… but getting the money (around $100 rt) is also a problem too. besides, don’t forget ssdi… same sh-t, different island.
people who live on mainlands have trouble understanding island fever because they can hop on a cheap bus or train and travel to many different countries. while people in oahu are stuck on a rock the size of chicago.
the sad and dismal realization that you are stuck on whatever hawaiian island you live on; in this case, oahu. while island fever is extremely detrimental to one’s mental health, there is always going to be that one idiot who claims said island is “da best place to go cruise and do wutevas”. and they are, unknowingly, adding fuel to the fire that is island fever. and, you know, they’re also unknowingly about to get punched in the face.
person unaffected by island fever: “it’s not that bad, guys! we can go to the beach all the time! and everything’s so close!”
person affected by island fever: “seriously? dude, shut the f-ck up before i punch you in the throat.”
when you are forced to lower your hook up standards due to lack of viable options while living on a small island.
person 1: dude, did you hear about max hooking up with that girl?!?!?!

person 2: i know dude, its so sad…he has island fever.
a s-xual obsession or fetish for pacific islanders, typically occurring in young white women.
samantha has a bad case of island fever. she doesn’t give white guys a second look anymore.
a s-xual obsession or l-st for pacific islanders, usually young women. white men are most pr-ne to this particular illness.
guy 1: hey i’m thinking of taking a trip to thailand.
girl 1: what, you got island fever?
guy 1: totally.
girl 1: isn’t it weird that thai girls are so pretty and thai guys are so ugly?
guy 1: ya.
like yellow plague/fever and jungle fever, but with hawaiians.
a: yo, mrs. g’s got island fever!
b: i know, she totally wants that half-hawaiian kid in our math cl-ss!

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