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someone who thinks they are way too cool for owning an ipod. you might find an isl-t flaunting their ipod constantly, or engaging in lengthy conversation while donning their trademark white headphones. isl-ts like to hang out at starbucks, and they like to think that they are intellectuals and individuals
that isl-t is quite the looker with those emo gl-sses
typically dumb female with an otherwise normal name, who shortens or subst-tutes her name and ends with an “i”, under the mistaken belief that this will make her look more interesting and “kookier”. it does, in fact, only makes her look like a silly sl-t who’ll do anything to catch men’s attention.

for example:

mandy – mandi
susan – suzi
margaret – maggi
nicola – nikki

an extreme example of this is the “double i-sl-t”, where two “ii”s are used instead of just one, rendering the female even sillier and sl-tier. often seen with hearts dotting the i’s.
example 1:
jennifer was thinking of changing her name to jenni, but was worried about looking like an i-sl-t.

example 2:
office jock 1: this hot new chick called kristii has started is temping at our office this morning.
office jock 2: oh man, a double i-sl-t!! have you f-cked her yet?
someone who has to own every single apple product.
e.g: i pod,i mac,i phone, just coz theres a new one out not there old ones dont work.
“see that chick in the office, she f-cken got every apple i product

each i pod, shuffle, nano, all that sh-t
f-cken i mac and sh-t she even got the new i phone 4g with a new cover each day

when there was nothing wrong with her old original one
what an i-sl-t!”
when someone is constantly being sl-tty on internet chatrooms, as in offering to describe their p-ssy or p-n-s and offering to start webcam s-x with strangers
girl 1: see that girl over there?

girl 2: oh yeah, she’s such an isl-t. last night she contacted my brother and asked him to talk dirty to her

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