isoft
come from the words. ipod and microsoft
=isoft
the isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap gl-sses h-m-phobe (bill gates)
put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.
the isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his -ss with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
when contact between saids -sshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nan-bots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , microsoft exel , imovie , safari
and many more.
once the nan-bots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the
mega- billjobz zord.
man- once those isoft nan-bots reach the -ss it’s all over…
woman- how do we stop them once there inside?
man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your -ss goodbye
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