Israeli Handjob
the act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. the practice originated from israeli immigrants selling “sea salt” based lotions at mall kiosks.
person a: “sorry i’m late.. i just got an israeli handjob from that girl in the food court.”
person b: “please tell me you didn’t buy those sea salts from her…”
person a: “h-ll no, i just sat there smiling while she wasted her time.”
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