ISSF
acronym for:
i’m so s-xually frustrated.
x: “i swear dude, she was grinding against my package nonstop at the party!”
o: “wow, sounds like a real issf moment..”
“insert sideways smiley face”
because emoticon is a stupid name, and lol is usually used to mean “smile.” plus, using a cryptic acronym to stand for an over-used geek phenomenon has a beautiful circularity.
“i wanted to get my definition into urbandictionary.com, issf.”
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