IT Beard


a boss -ss beard that is grown by i.t professionals
wow check out that guys it beard, he must know what the f-ck he’s doing.
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facial hair present on a large amount of it professionals. usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: “you need me more than i need you.”
john: man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

steve: he’s in the it department.

john: oh… it beard…

steve: it beard… we really need him, so we put up with his cr-p…

nuno: i’ve reached an important milestone at work. they now need me more than i need them. time to grow my it beard.

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