It Smells Like College


what old people say when they smell weed.
you walk out of a fish bowled apartment directly into one of you neighbors who proceeds to exclaim “it smells like college”.
an uber-alcoholic drink mixed from the last dregs and drops of various bottles in the liquor cabinet, flavored with fruit juice, soda, and other flavorings added in an attempt to make it drinkable. the sole purpose of the drink is to get plowed.
todd: dude, taste this! it’s an old family sangria recipe.
scott: (sniff) what the cr-p, dude! it smells like college! i almost puked in the cup!

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