a person born in a country that is not italy but thinks they are italian because of some old italian great-grandfather or something.
they worship pizza, but forget to put salt in their barilla pasta, love to watch soccer but only know a couple of famous italian players; they also go around saying random italian words with a weird pr*nunciation on a daily basis like “ciao bella”, “grazie” e other things they heard on jersey sh*r* or buddy valastro’s cake boss. the only car brand that truly matter are ferrari, lamborghini e maserati.
might even sing lyrics or opera thinking they are so cultured.
for an italiaboo breadsticks are not the same thing as grissini.
“god, my art teacher is such a italiaboo.”
“really? does he drive a fiat 500 perhaps?”
“no, but he always comes to cl*ss with his italian bread and always wears one of his favorites shirts that says straight outta rome.”
“has he ever even been to italy?”
“not once, but says he dreams of going one day.”
what you call a sagr when a sagar farts in his sleep multiple times and makes the whole room smell like dog sh*t shartgart made the whole room smell like sh*t night
- micheal p
micheal p is a youtube channel. most of the time he plays roblox and screams. his mic is the greatest mic of all time. micheal p: hi guys micheal p here, today i’m gonna be quiet because my parents are sleeping. (30 seconds later) micheal p: *screams loudly
pikachuism is a religion in which all followers treat pikachu like a god and see pokemon go as an ancient way to talk to the god, most followers are s*xually attracted to pikachu, somehave even bought pikaachu dolls to “have fun” with i follow pikachuism
matthew had just licked your hand. you’re now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. good luck! matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.