Italian Egg Drop
when you dip your t-st-cl-s in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman’s mouth.
guy 1: thats sweet!
guy 2: thats what your mom said when i dipped my nuts in marinara and put em in her mouth!
guy 2: i gave her a drippy italian egg drop!
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