Italian Karate


(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by italians for generations. basically, it involves beating the sh-t out of someone. then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. if they are still coming at you, use a gun. that’s it.
italian karate is a joke, actually. despite the stereotype, italians are not all violent and crime-pr-ne. they are hard-working, intelligent people. viva italia!!!
two guys hold you down while a third one kicks out your brains.
judging by the brains oozing out of the ears, the stiff looks like it got a dose of italian karate.
male masturbation, w-nking.
” i heard dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old italian karate”

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