when you tuck your b-llsack into your -sshole and crush them as you -j-c-l-t- to blow your load faster
“i was sitting at home bored so i gave myself an italian rocket”
f-ggot n-gg-r jew p1: you’re such a fnj
- scruffy sack
when you b-lls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and sh-t this kid named jeff looks like a scruffy sack
- mexican lap dance
the act of a couple having s-x while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. the woman sits facing the same direction and does the work. i asked her for a blumpkin but she said she’d rather give me a mexican lap dance.
- dog eating beetroot
performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a woman during her period would you go down on your girl during her period? h-ll yeah, i’d be there like a dog eating beetroot!
- susan geraldine nathans
a clown that lives in the bas-m-nt of a mc donalds. enemy to doreen guimauve trump. susan geraldine nathans is a naughty little clown. ” where the big macs at”