when you tuck your b*llsack into your *sshole and crush them as you *j*c*l*t* to blow your load faster
“i was sitting at home bored so i gave myself an italian rocket”
f*ggot n*gg*r jew p1: you’re such a fnj
- scruffy sack
when you b*lls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and sh*t this kid named jeff looks like a scruffy sack
- mexican lap dance
the act of a couple having s*x while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. the woman sits facing the same direction and does the work. i asked her for a blumpkin but she said she’d rather give me a mexican lap dance.
- dog eating beetroot
performing c*nn*l*ng*s on a woman during her period would you go down on your girl during her period? h*ll yeah, i’d be there like a dog eating beetroot!