italktosnakes
kristina (or “monday”), aka italktosnakes on youtube is 1/5 of the five awesome girls, and 1/2 of the p-rs-lmouths. kristina can be seen every monday on the five awesome girls channel on youtube. she has a book club, a wizard rock band, and is known to be very upbeat. oh, and she was hatched from a dragon egg. maybe this explains her awesome?
“oh no! monday is almost over and italktosnakes hasn’t posted a video to fiveawesomegirls! she’s totally getting punished. i hope lauren thinks of a good one.
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