itchy green beard
an exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. this statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.
friend: “dude, i slept with olivia wilde last night!”
you: “yeah and i’m stroking my itchy green beard”
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