itchy peter


the reason a person is not coming to a given event. literally, “itchy p-n-s.” comes from the phrase “itchy v-g-n-,” which came from the phrase “his v-g-n- hurts.”
bill’s not coming out. he has an itchy peter.
yeah, i understand. sometimes my peter itches, too.

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