Ivanism


in a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. a weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of b-tthurt are revealed. an ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression “foot in mouth” which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

some ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
littled-ck: your newest entry attempt on ud does not embarr-ss me in the slightest, and to prove my point i will be sure to look it up and click on “do not publish” for “i am a senior urban dictionary editor, that means i am g-d…. bow before me!”

bigd-ck: i may not get my entry accepted into urban dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which i am eternally grateful. you not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest ivanism yet.

thank you, mr. senior editor @ urban dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and i have decided to give it another shot.

sincerely, bigd-ck

Read Also:

  • Liam Charles Boisset

    gh3tt0 liam charles boisset is wearing a black $1.79 beanie from walgreens.

  • Liberty Christian High School

    a place of pure torture. this school has so many antisocial people, you would die from the lack of social skills. studies show that 100% of the people who attended this school died. going to this school is like being tied to a tree and being continously slapped by apes. guy: man, i hate jail. […]

  • liberal hippie

    new age hippie that still carries the morals, values and views of a hippie but with a more modren and liberal point of view. peace. love. sharing. caring. to each their own. do no harm. grow. i like her views, it is a great combinationof hippie peace and love but with a great realistic liberal […]

  • Whole

    adjective used in front of a noun to emphasize you’re a whole idiot. a girl with a very loose p-ssy heather’s is a whole, its like dropping a stick in a well intact my mind. not yours a kilo of cocaine (35.3 ounces). “17 5 for a whole – get it in man” – stuntman […]

  • willie lump lump

    a male with a s-xual disease. i ain’t cutting wit dat b-tch. i ain’t going out like willie lump lump. someone who believes anything sucker, fool


Disclaimer: Ivanism definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.