iWank
free iphone p-rn tube videos for your iphone
http://www.iw-nk.com
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the range of products produced by apple as a result in the acquisition of nikon.
if apple acquires canon all the new range of slrs will be white, glossy, with a single dial control, hd lcd, heaphones, and called ishoot.
on the other hand if apple acquires nikon it will simply be called iw-nk.
an apple ipod/iphone application allowing one to mimic the w-nking movement in order to score points.
the longer one keeps up the w-nking motion, the higher the score.
bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.
“dude i just scored 15678 on iw-nk! beat that mate!”
“haha i totally owned you there mate, i scored 45672! it said i had a good variety of thrust action.”
when ones ipod/iphone is filled with p-rn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for p-rn
ong thats not an ipod, thats an iw-nk!!!
the new vibrator from apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. see also ipoo
guy1:chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday…
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iw-nk too…
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