J Arthur
short for j arthur rank (british film producer). british rhyming slang for w-nk.
i had a good j arthur in the shower last night.
background: london rhyming slang. named after j. arthur rank, a twentieth century british film producer.
noun: masturbation, or w-nk. rank provding the requisite rhyme.
note: besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of rank’s films, which depicted a muscular man in a toga banging a gong.
“carmen electra is so hot, i give myself a j. arthur every time she’s on tv.”
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