j crave

a cologne prominent in the gay community. known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man b*tthole. smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry s*m*n. two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst h*m*s*xuals. if used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. another popular use.
bro, i walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so i bolted the f*ck out!

how do you know it was a gay bar?

well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of j crave.


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