J.D. Drew
career underachiever who signed a 5 year/$70 million contract with the red sox before the 2007 season; in return for his $14 million salary, he gave the team yet another subpar underachieving season (.270 average, 11 home runs and 64 rbi). he redeemed himself a little in the playoffs (.314 average, 1 hr, 11 rbi in 14 games) but still not enough to justify that salary – also has a lingering shoulder injury that might cause his arm to fall off at any time just like chad pennington
if j.d. drew, chad pennington and eric mangini (the so-called mangenius) got into a fight in a schoolyard, both pennington and drew’s arms would fall off, and mangini would walk away and tell the princ-p-l, and subsequently would lose his starting quarterback and lead the j!e!t!s! jets jets jets to an amazing 1-15 season and get fired not for having a bad season, but for being too paranoid about people stealing his signs.
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