j-grandz
adjective: a stupid, pathetic creature who specializes in trying to become indie, which is there for contradictory seeing as if you try to become indie, you will never be indie. also, he is a so called “metal head” but he does not know one song t-tle by most metal bands, especially dead to fall. overall the adjective is usually used to describe someone who is acting stupid, or know it all’ish
“wow you f-cking j-grandz, you know you’ve never heard of purging the storm.”
“i can’t believe that j-grandz b-tch was trying to tell me he liked decrepid birth, does he even have their unreleased ep? obviously not.”
indie kid: “my favorite groups are she and him and get cape, wear cape, fly.
poser: ughhghgh yesssss me too dude! i only own like all of their alb-ms!
indie kid: oh sick! whats your favorite track?
poser: ummmm….have you ever had macaroni and cheese? i love that stuff!
indie kid: you f-cking j-grandz -ss poser b-tch!
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