J-Hag


a haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn’t get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. has the voice of a man. the figure of a jewish yenta. yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. she lives to make everyone else’s life miserable. even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she’d still be rejected.

most common j-hag name: sigalle
me: isn’t sigalle is such a huge “j-hag”?

you: yeah, i hate that “j-hag”.

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