J.K. Loling


openly making jokes about harry potter related books/movies in front of fans and responding with “j.k. loling” in order to prevent that said fan from hating you.

in short: “i’m just kidding. your reaction was funny, though.”
guy: dude the harry potter movies suck, i could play the characters so much better even without a script, they are all stupid they suck so much

fan: wtf man imma kill u

guy: j.k. loling

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