J.M’d


1.a word parallel to the word owned.
comes from a famous noob whose initials were j.m. and his many rejections from society.

2. similarly can also be used as a threat.
1.-man walks into tree-
“haha that guy just got j.m’d! xd”

2. “don’t make me come over there and j’m you!”
jerk my d-ck (jmd)
n: dont hand me that jmd, bro!! adj: last night my gf jmd’d me, bro!! v: i got caught in a sticky situation… how you may ask? i was obviously jmding
laird, annoyed. a word that is derived from jacksons mum being laird.
jackson: i can’t come out tonight, my mum is jm’d.
jerseys most dangerous
pete:”d-mn, i cant believe that last game, we got toasted.”
petes teammate:”yea, jmd is pretty good.”
situation when someone has his/her watch upside down.
sir, we have a jmd here. please call some backup.

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