J-Rog
when you are driving while simultaneously fingering a girl, and you cause her to -rg-sm so hard that she accidentally squirts in your eye, and it causes you to swerve off the road and hit a fire hydrant.
officer: how did this happen?
person: i pulled a j-rog with my
gf.
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