J-von


extreme superhero, known to kick everyones -ss, also a tech teacher. he has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted masquerade any day of the week. prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.
” its a blimp! its a crane! no! it’s j-von! ”

student: sir i need help
jvon: get out.

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