J-Wagg


1. the act of accidentally sh-tting your pants.
did you see johnny? from the smell of him he must have j-wagged in his pants.

dude, mark totally j-wagged in his pants today.
1 more definition
one who stocks mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.
she just had a kid last week. i’m going to j-wagg her.

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