J Wood
to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it’s like a fist from your mouth
dude i was stocking aisle 2 and ed totally j wooded me
to get a huge erection while playing video games
“wow yesterday i was playing call of duty and i got a j wood!”
the best f-cking cracker in the world.
jwood boned my mom.
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