jab shield
is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. if you are the farter, you must p-ss the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being p-ssed back. if someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even p-ss it, thereby alerting others to the fart. the objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.
bill: {fart}
bill hits bob
bill: jab shield!
bob: doh!
ben: jab shield!
bryan: jab shield!
bob hits bernard
bob: jabshield!
bernard: dammit!
bernard is stuck with the fart.
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