Jabbamuffin


an incredibly lazy person who spends far too much time on video games or the internet for their own good.

a typical jabbam-ffin would happily scr-pe through life as a gold farmer, rather than get a real job.

most definitely experiences multiple mmorpgasms in his or her lifespan (which is probably equal to around 25 years; at a push).
“jimmy, get off that computer. i don’t want you to become a jabbam-ffin!”

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