jabberwiki
a portmanteau of jabberwocky and wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the h-ll out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.
1. matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.
2. “tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!”
3. “who are you trying to impress, larry? what you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!”
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