Jabboo
(wee jabobulus)
a jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9″. he is usually in the early stages of p-b-rty and naive to the ways of the world. his features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
the jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to zac efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
the jabbo’s natural predator is the the cougar (puma concolor)
daniel (drunken browser a) “mate, i just commented on this fat boy’s bebo photo, calling him a wee jabboo”
ryan (drunken browser b) “oh sh-t, he looks like a stroke victim”
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