jabumfuck
jab-mf-ck is the hypothetical name given to any city, town, or place that is located out in the middle of nowhere. it is also known as bfe (pr-nounced b.f.e.), which stands for beyond f-cking everything, or b-m f-ck egypt, or b-tt f-ck egypt, depending on your mood. out in jab-mf-ck, you often have to drive over an hour to get to any sort of civilization, and people born in jab-mf-ck often never get the chance to leave. many small colleges are also located in jab-mf-ck, as are crazy hippies that live on farms, or your sceptica, conspiracy theorist relatives that you never visit, because they live in jab-mf-ck.
he just bought a house down in south jab-mf-ck, so f-ck if i’ll ever make it out to see his new place.
sorry it took so long, mr. incopetence here couldn’t find a big enough parking sp-ce for his gas guzzler, so we ended up parking in jab-mf-ck.
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