Jachimike


a human of godly descent. impossible to stop. incredibly powerful. blessed with the beauty of the gods. s-xy, intelligent and as awesome as the day p-sses. son of zeus. blessed with the gift of athena, the thirst of ares and the beauty of aphrodite.
d-mn son, jeffrey is such a jachimike.

i wish i was a jachimike.

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