Jack Bauered
to suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
named after the “hero” in the tv series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
dave: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
bob: sorry, i was jack bauered – the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
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the act of hanging up after a phone conversation without saying goodbye.
jack bauer- i found the orphans! -end call-
president- ok i will…..i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. like getting jack bauered.
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