jack davenport
repeatedly plays s-xually-repressed characters such as james norrington and steve from couplings. british actor with the ability to show-not-tell. also has a large female fanbase.
movie-goer: “did you see pirates of the caribbean?”
friend: “yeah, why?”
movie-goer: “jack davenport is in it. ohmygod, he was awesome!”
the act of pirate s-x. or acting like pirates.
to jack davenport.
person 1:so, wana jack davenport 😉
person 2:oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- i think they got to it first
person 1:blast!
tomorrow night my love…..
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