Jack Fotheringham
a young scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving att-tude and boisterous behaviour. jack is from a small town near st andrews, on the east coast of scotland.
fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. he attended merchiston castle school in edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. in his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.
jack is known to frequent the st andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators grace, broodie, and ‘fatty-boland’.
“i love jack fotheringham, although, from what i read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous tw-t!”
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