jack into the Matrix
s-xual intercourse.
guy 1: so did you hook up with beth?
guy 2: h-ll, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the matrix.
1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie “the matrix”) than yourself.
2. to get really f-cking high on weed or hash
“hey billy, wanna catch a movie?”
“no thanks logan, i think i’m gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat pringles.”
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