Jack Rabbit Surprise
a jack rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. the male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. he also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. to do the surprise a regular size condom must be worn. the jack rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s v-g-n-l receptacle. this is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high ptpm’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). once the condom is lost in the v-g-n-l c-n-l the male stops and yells surprise!!
jean: you in yet?
jak: surprise!!
jean: were’s the condom??
jak: jack rabbit surprise …in your face….
jean: you sick mother f-cker!!!
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