jack turner



a white knight cucktard who uses hot tubs and confectionery to have his way with mentally unstable women
being a jack turner means you are amazing at being a friend, but you’re awful at flirting.

“i’ve got a hot tub.”
“you want some hariobos?”
“kill yourself.”

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