Jack Whitehall
young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.
this film, ‘epic movie’, is very jack whitehall.
is the opposite of comedy. he is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. he is about as funny as an aids flavoured ice cream. he represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on tv because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don’t realise what comedy is. he is one of the new comedians that don’t need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. his lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like judi dench, and this basically means jack inexplicably is present on every tv show despite being utterly sh-t.
kid: mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.
mother: do you mean ‘funny’ as in sh-t, or ‘funny’ as in jack whitehall?
kid: arn’t they the same thing?
mother: actually yes, but i wish the sh-t would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
hes f-cking hilarious
best comedian ever
in fresh meat as jp
finalist in “so you think your funny”
“whos the best comedian ever?”
“jack whitehall obv”
“obv….”
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