Jackaconda


in memory of jackl’s anaconda. a freakishly large male s-x organ. notorious across much of the east coast of the united states. has even been known to be turned down by p-rnstars. when “just the tip” is the only thing you will ever know.
if you have been blessed with a jackaconda, your only chance of ever getting laid is to carry a set of eppiderals in your pocket.

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