jackal

a h-m-s-xual human male. also used for human males who may technically be heteros-xual (maybe) but who demonstrate tendencies or have clothing peccadilloes which are a little too fancy. like wearing turtlenecks or a popped polo shirt collar. also, if deemed a jackal by a majority of people in a room (regardless of whether any of the preceding rules apply)
look he’s tucked his check shirt into his mauve chinos, what a jackal
unsavory people who won’t hesitate to rob or kill you for your paper. usually come out at night.
“i see them jackals waiting for me round the corner, but they don’t know i’m strapped”
an unathletic, freeloading valueless student at the university of chicago, distinguished by their pretentiousness, self-ent-tlement, and general air of douchebaggery.

a slightly migratory species, jackals inhabit the library during finals week, the dining hall during feeding times, and hibernate in their dorms in between. unlike their territorial namesake, jackals are completely oblivious of others. they create large messes and romp about at all hours of the night, showing utter disregard towards athletes and people with worthwhile goals.
“i f-cking hate the reg during finals week, it’s completely overrun by jackals”

student 1: “i don’t have time to wait in line behind all these lazy hipster non-athlete dbags in bartlett”

student 2: “yeah, f-cking jackals”

wyatt: “has anyone seen dan today?”
cooper: “no, didn’t you hear? he’s doing 25-life for going on that jackal killing spree”
wyatt: “d-mn. well, can’t blame him.”
a dievious or mishchievous person; someone who wishes ill-fate upon another.
bill is such a jackal for cheating on the exam.
a pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vunerable victim, having taken what they want, the next jackal in the pack moves in. generally poor at conversation, jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. they show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanising skills, and their general performance in relationships is p-ss poor! subtlty and integrity are not weapons in the jackals hunting armour.
fashion is not a jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene – but why would they need to bother about such things?

afterall they are gods gift to women!
jackal 1 “urg huh hu grr”
lady “pardon”
jackal 1 “urg you coming home with me tonight”
lady “havent you got a girlfriend”
jackal 1 “she needs to deal with it”

jackal 2 “huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then” (outside the jackals den – not flashing your cash now are you)

jackal 3 ” ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before” (but he has, most nights!!)
in stewie griffin’s game of pictionary with the neighbors
“jackal! a jackal!! is it a jackal? it’s a jackal! a jackal! it’s a jackal, right? a jackal!”

“god! it wasn’t right the first time you said it, why the h-ll would it be right the next time?”
a guy who pretends to be your girlfriends guy friend but he is just waiting for a chance to steel her. he will cause arguments between you two and then say you are a jerk for being mad about her having friends….then the sc-mbag will always be there listening to her complain about you. and when you both break up he moves in on your girl.
yo she said they were just friends now they are going out…that sucks bro that guys a jackal
jackals belong to the family canidae, along with dogs and are very similar to coyotes. jackals are omnivores and scavengers. they are adapted to hunting small prey such as small mammals, birds and reptiles.
person 1: is that a coyote?
person 2: naaah, that’s a jackal.