Jackassery
conduct consistent with a jack-ss.
kevin is guilty of jack-ssery
a large quant-ty of stupid, asinine behavior; typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
on a rainy morning in san diego, my friend commented to me, “these people don’t know how to drive! there sure is a lot of jack-ssery going on around here.”
(adv.) jack-ssery, actions befitting a jack-ss or herd of jack-ss,
inflected form(s): plural -er·ies
dubious moronic action (bufoonery): foolish action or behavior
the jack-ssery in congress appears to have no bounds.
despite all the jack-ssery in the office; jim still was was able to get something done.
i, like many of you, have to spend a great deal of time on the job dealing with people that don’t know their -sses from a hole in the ground – you know, jack-sses. jack-ssery is the act/art of being a jack-ss; behaving in a manner that is completely nonsensical.
i have no time for this jack-ssery.
i am allergic to jack-ssery just like you are allergic to common sense, so it would be best if we kept our distance.
that act of being a jack-ss. usually in attempt to seek any form of attention and without much precaution. mostly done but those pr-ne to stupidity.
jack-ssery is usually accompanied by embarr-ssment
most mtv publicity stunts feature some form of jack-ssery
guy1: “did you see kanye west on the vma’s? more of his usual jack-ssery”
words and actions used by someone that make them a jack-ss.
don’t bother me with your jack-ssery.
a noun describing a state of abject stupidity and ignorance of objective facts when serious decisions need to be made. it can reference an individual or group’s actions.
the policy that prevents us from killing people who plant ieds in the road until they detonate that ied is the highest form of jack-ssery.
getting drunk, dancing with those strippers and then sending photos of the party to your wife was jack-ssery at it’s highest form.
suggesting that we should fly through the mountains at night in fog was total jack-ssery.
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