Jackelope


a fearsome critter] resembling a jack rabbit with antelope horns and a pheasant’s tail. it is said to yoddle after lonely cowboys. contraction of ”jack rabbit” + ”antelope”.
did you hear that, c-ssidy? it sounds like a jackelope. reminds me of the hodag] we saw the other day.
an animal whose name is often invoked for poetic reasons. it inspires a mental panorama of the american southwest. it is so moony, so snapshotty, so horse-manes-on-the-mesa!

the american spotted jackelope, much like the serpent of eden, often makes prey aware of its own nudity before eating it.

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