Jacker’s Hand
the unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one’s hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good w-nk.
carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish w-nk. he then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his jacker’s hand.
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